Movies

Movie Review: Machete



Ohhh yes. This film is totally awesome. It gave me probably one of the most satisfying movie-viewing experiences I have ever had. If you are a fan of any of the following, you must see it. It will rock your world:


– Hot girls with very little clothing, toting large guns, wearing eye patches and shooting people
– Hot guys with very little clothing, toting large knives, wearing leather and stabbing people
– Fast cars chasing each other across sandy patches of desert
– Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba or Michelle Rodriguez (or indeed, Lindsay Lohan, if you’re not ashamed to admit it)
– Priests going slightly insane and suddenly shooting people


Seriously, dudes. It’s awesome. Go see it as soon as you can. Here’s the trailer: 

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